Post by Personnel Representative on Mar 22, 2012 13:12:44 GMT -5
Time to be the common enemy that unites the league. Here goes...
Boston - you're a saddle-bagged donkey who eats dead grass
Jets - you know your deal. I don't need to tell everyone. But you know.
Florida - you're a Newfie. Umm...do I really need to say more?
Los Angeles - you're a crotch-stuffing know-it-none
Leafs - your mother is a snow-blower, and your father is a kangaroo!
Philly - you're a sabre-toothed tiger with a bad attitude. You smell like dandelions.
Phoenix - shut up!
Canucks - The Rock is pregnant with your babies. They have hepatitis.
Edmonton - you BETTER be away. Also, your logo is girly, and you're simple.
Senators - not touching this one with a ten foot poll. That's what his mother said. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ducks - you're a....nevermind. He won't be on to read this anyways. Congrats on the Cup tho.
Tampa - You're a...wait....we have a Tampa GM?
Chicago - I want my money back, ya swindler! Invisible ice cream my ass!
Pens - your hair smells like cat food, and your watch the wrong TV shows.
Cor99 - 'nuff said.
Flawless victory.
Boston - you're a saddle-bagged donkey who eats dead grass
Jets - you know your deal. I don't need to tell everyone. But you know.
Florida - you're a Newfie. Umm...do I really need to say more?
Los Angeles - you're a crotch-stuffing know-it-none
Leafs - your mother is a snow-blower, and your father is a kangaroo!
Philly - you're a sabre-toothed tiger with a bad attitude. You smell like dandelions.
Phoenix - shut up!
Canucks - The Rock is pregnant with your babies. They have hepatitis.
Edmonton - you BETTER be away. Also, your logo is girly, and you're simple.
Senators - not touching this one with a ten foot poll. That's what his mother said. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ducks - you're a....nevermind. He won't be on to read this anyways. Congrats on the Cup tho.
Tampa - You're a...wait....we have a Tampa GM?
Chicago - I want my money back, ya swindler! Invisible ice cream my ass!
Pens - your hair smells like cat food, and your watch the wrong TV shows.
Cor99 - 'nuff said.
Flawless victory.
