The First One - Introduction

[PR's Old Account (DO NOT PM)]

I spy, with my GoldenEye...
a debut column with nothing to write about. I guess I'll just talk about what I typically write about. Basically, anything. Often bitching about some fuck-up or another. Sometimes politics, sometimes hockey, sometimes the spoiled little wench that sits behind me in Rhetoric class, whining about her parents not giving her more money.

The Golden Rules
Not rules, just stuff to expect with my column. Basically, I say whatever the fuck, however the fuck I feel like, so it will probably be rather vulgar, but you should know that by the "Mature rating" image by my column. Its not a joke. Usually just F-words though. I'm like that.

The Man Behind the Eye
Hi, I'm Player Rep (Agent 007), the columnist. I do have a degree in English, so don't judge me based on my foul language. Most do. Actually, I may make that my next article...

Coming Soon - "The Second One"
Possible topics include:
- judging me on my foul language
- judging me in general
- the wench behind me in Rhetoric class
- some quality film recommendations
- Jesus-bashing
- Jesus-praising

[Personnel Representative]

ahahaha bashing and praising love it.

[PR's Old Account (DO NOT PM)]

yeah, love the hate, and hate the love.

[como]

I like the subheadings, but this isn't about anything, but it does have its moments. 7/10.

[tucker16]

I dont understand...

[PR's Old Account (DO NOT PM)]

what don't you understand? The annoying girl references? The free-form nature of the "column"? The fact that it isn't really about anything?

[tucker16]

Whats the purpose?

[PR's Old Account (DO NOT PM)]

of this one? not much. A general introduction to the rants that I will eventually post. And a bit of a warning I guess, since in the past people have taken offense to my liberal use of the word "fuck".