Capitals Press Conference

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The Washington Capitals are proud to bring in the most manly player in the ManNHL.


"He will make you feel like less of a man, and im just talking about his moustache"



We will now be offering $10 dollar George Parros moustache rides

[XX - Former Senators - XX]

I call first in line! And you can have whatever is in my wallet, it may be more than $10, it may be less. Who knows? THAT'S HALF THE FUN!!!

The mean lady at Subway does not share my views however. Well, I showed her, I took THREE paper towels from the bathroom, HA!