Post by Kontinental Hockey League on Aug 28, 2009 1:05:48 GMT -5
We regret to inform out fans and long-time friends and followers that the KHL is being forced to close. Due to an extremely tenuous season and inflated player prices (and ego's), the founding members of the KHL organization have decided enough is enough.
Effective immediately, we have bought out the contracts of all KHL employees and players, and all are universal free agents. If you need more information on that, I'm sure the ManNHL staff can assist you in the next few days.
In other news, we, the former owners of the KHL, have purchased a pornographic film studio, and are currently working on our first feature.
Good luck everyone, and it was a pleasure doing business against you.
- Kontinental Hockey League
Effective immediately, we have bought out the contracts of all KHL employees and players, and all are universal free agents. If you need more information on that, I'm sure the ManNHL staff can assist you in the next few days.
In other news, we, the former owners of the KHL, have purchased a pornographic film studio, and are currently working on our first feature.
Good luck everyone, and it was a pleasure doing business against you.
- Kontinental Hockey League
