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Post by New York Rangers on May 18, 2009 18:51:18 GMT -5
...What kind of boy do you think I am!?!? Larry then pulled out his...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 18:53:56 GMT -5
dildo and handed it to him. Larry turned around and walked toward the exit when.....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 19:38:01 GMT -5
he turned back and whispered "you better think about that", gave him a wink and left. JP realized...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 19:44:09 GMT -5
that Larry was just playing hard to get. So JP ran towards the exit in hope to catch up to Larry, when he got outside....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 19:52:50 GMT -5
...he realized the storm was far worse than he thought the PR had detailed; it was then he asked himself "who the hell is the PR?" He noticed Larry entered a building across the street, above its entrance read the sign...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 20:00:54 GMT -5
" Full Brazilian Body Wax: $19.99" So he crossed the street while guarding his face from the howling wind, he finally made his way in to the spa when he was greeted by a fat asian woman, she said,
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 20:12:05 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, we don't do bikini waxes on angry men here", to which JP blushed in emarassment. Well, then what good are you for? The woman quickly barked back...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 20:26:51 GMT -5
"We do other things, if you know what I mean," the Asain lady said as she licked her lips and starred down JP. He then looked her dead in the eye and said...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 20:55:04 GMT -5
"For fuck sakes woman, I'm not interested in your whorish lips." He then heard the door open and noticed Larry had walked out...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:11:38 GMT -5
He yelled out, "Larry Wait!!" But it went unheard as Larry continued on out as JP...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 22:30:06 GMT -5
looked back at the old asian woman and whispered "that's not a necklace, those are anal beads", then coolly walked away to follow Larry outside. There was more to this Larry than meets the eye, plenty of murders have been heard of in this city, perhaps Larry knew of...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:33:03 GMT -5
at least some of them. It was alleged that most of them were sex related which made JP ponder.....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 22:35:17 GMT -5
"is it possible that my sleepwalking has caused me to rape and kill people? Am I sleep walking right now?" He walked over and punched an elderly woman, she knows why she deserved it, and discovered that no, he was not sleeping, this was perhaps the most...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:38:07 GMT -5
the most awake he has ever been. JP was drawn back to the Asian Spa, he walked in and went towards the hallway where are the rooms are located and found a trail of....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 22:40:13 GMT -5
cocaine. He's never experimented before, and now was a chance to finally do something with his life; it was clear Larry would never return, Villain Boy was off fucking some chick in a local bathroom, this was his time now, and it was clear he had to...
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Post by XX - Former Senators - XX on May 18, 2009 22:43:20 GMT -5
...finally track down the woman he had met on eHarmony all those years ago. It may be crazy, but he felt they really connected over their mutual love of...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:45:33 GMT -5
gay sex. As he stood there viewing the cocaine, blood dripped on his head, he looked up and saw....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 22:47:37 GMT -5
Larry. He was dead, and there was no helping him now, and JP knew he had to...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:48:27 GMT -5
find the killer. JP rushed out the back and......
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Post by XX - Former Senators - XX on May 18, 2009 22:54:30 GMT -5
...interrupted a very lovely spaghetti dinner between two dogs. There was no time to apologize and he just had to...
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