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Dec 5, 2008 16:03:56 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on Dec 5, 2008 16:03:56 GMT -5
Two black guys jump off a bridge. Who dies first?
Who cares
Two black guys jump off a building. Who wins?
Society
How do you hid money from Italians?
Hide it under soap.
What's the difference between Italians and a catfish?
One has whiskers and smells bad, the other is a fish.
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Dec 5, 2008 16:26:06 GMT -5
Post by bruinsftw on Dec 5, 2008 16:26:06 GMT -5
isnt it originally suppose to be an indian joke, because i heard that one before, and it wasnt italian, but it was indian
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Dec 5, 2008 16:32:16 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on Dec 5, 2008 16:32:16 GMT -5
You can put any race in..
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May 25, 2009 23:28:16 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on May 25, 2009 23:28:16 GMT -5
Let's bring this back  What do you call 100 white people following 1 black person? The PGA tour What are 3 things black people can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job |
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May 25, 2009 23:33:31 GMT -5
Post by xx - Former Penguins-xx on May 25, 2009 23:33:31 GMT -5
Why did Helen Keller crash her car?
Because she's a woman.
Why are black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you do when you see a Mexican paper boy outside your house on a bike?
Chase him, it's probably your bike.
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May 25, 2009 23:33:50 GMT -5
Post by mattyh on May 25, 2009 23:33:50 GMT -5
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give the woman a shovel
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice
Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
so they can drive while they pick strawberries
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May 26, 2009 9:08:05 GMT -5
Post by ak27 on May 26, 2009 9:08:05 GMT -5
What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.
Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
To let black people know they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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May 26, 2009 10:34:07 GMT -5
Post by New York Rangers on May 26, 2009 10:34:07 GMT -5
Hawks GM
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May 26, 2009 14:38:48 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on May 26, 2009 14:38:48 GMT -5
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May 26, 2009 17:04:29 GMT -5
Post by Boston Bruins on May 26, 2009 17:04:29 GMT -5
your all dumb
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May 26, 2009 17:11:46 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on May 26, 2009 17:11:46 GMT -5
stfu core
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May 26, 2009 20:46:56 GMT -5
Post by islesfan90 on May 26, 2009 20:46:56 GMT -5
Let's bring this back What do you call 100 white people following 1 black person? The PGA tour What are 3 things black people can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job Watching Guess Who? |
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May 26, 2009 20:48:31 GMT -5
Post by islesfan90 on May 26, 2009 20:48:31 GMT -5
What do you call a black person on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call 100 black people on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all black people on the moon?
Problem solved.
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May 26, 2009 20:52:25 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on May 26, 2009 20:52:25 GMT -5
I was lol
What do you call 100 black people buried in the ground up to their neck?
Afroturf
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May 26, 2009 20:56:07 GMT -5
Post by Florida Panthers on May 26, 2009 20:56:07 GMT -5
What's Worse then three dead babies nailed to a tree?
- One dead baby nailed to three trees
What's the difference then a dead baby and a Hummer?
- I don't have a hummer in my garage
What's worse then a dead baby?
- A pile of dead babies
What's worse then that?
-One's in the middle and still alive.
What's worse then that?
- It's eating its way out.
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May 26, 2009 22:27:34 GMT -5
Post by zetts40 on May 26, 2009 22:27:34 GMT -5
What do you call 1000 black people on a plane to Africa?
A good start
How do you hide something from a black person?
Put it in a book
Why are black people's hands white?
Because they are always up against cop cars.
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May 26, 2009 22:46:07 GMT -5
Post by xx - Former Penguins-xx on May 26, 2009 22:46:07 GMT -5
I died a little inside when I heard this one....
What do black people and apples have in common?
Both look good hanging from a tree.
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May 26, 2009 22:50:13 GMT -5
Post by mattyh on May 26, 2009 22:50:13 GMT -5
How does a Newfie take a shower
- pisses into the wind.
How many Mexicans does it take to have a bath?
- 4, one to sit in the tub and three to spit on him
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May 27, 2009 12:19:34 GMT -5
Post by Florida Panthers on May 27, 2009 12:19:34 GMT -5
How does a Newfie take a shower - pisses into the wind. - Hey hey hey, too far there pits |
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May 27, 2009 12:23:08 GMT -5
Post by mattyh on May 27, 2009 12:23:08 GMT -5
lol id rather hear newfie jokes than dead baby jokes, those are just wrong in my eyes. oh and so ya know, most my family is from newfoundland
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