Post by Personnel Representative on Oct 26, 2008 5:51:21 GMT -5
After receiving several questions from Phoenix (myself and PR are included in that statement) I had enough of getting an abundance of "junk mail" so to speak on things that have no bearing on anything RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
This is my response to him via pm.
I'm not normally one to post pms, but the PR found it too hysterical to keep to ourselves.
PR already answered this question. TWICE. Next time, ask only one of us, and also next time, ask only ONCE. You're now restricted to 1 question a week, if I find out you asked anymore than 1 that's ONE question per 7 FREAKIN DAYS I will give you a warning.
Note: This rule is followed by the following guidelines:
1. If you ask a question at midnight on Sunday, you must wait for one full rotation of Sunday at midnight to ask second question.
2. 2 part questions count as two questions, alright? That make sense?
3. If you ask me a question, that's counts as one question, if you ask the EXACT SAME QUESTION to the PR, that does not mean you only asked 1 question to two people, it counts as 2 questions to 2 people therefore theoretically counting as 4 questions. 2 for you having 2 thoughts about the same question and 2 answers coming from 2 other people. Trust my math.
4. Your questions will ALSO count on offering questions. You may do the following:
A. I offer this guy this much money.
B. I counter with these terms.
4. (Continued) You may NOT do the following:
C. Will this guy take this much money? (Unless that is your first question of the week, if it is, you're good, but if it isn't you're in trouble.
D. If part C WAS your first question, you may not ask a question if the contract was countered, or you will receive a warning.
5. You may not post in the threads asking a question more than 3 times a day. This includes "What do you want for (insert player name here) in trade blocks, auctions or even in general cbox bantering. Which may include the following examples:
A. Are you an idiot?
B. Are you retarded?
C. Are you stupid?
D. Are you mental?
E. Are you ridiculously dumb?
F. Are you mentally challenged to the point or practically having down syndrome?
G. Are you so wasted your brain cells have to diminished to that of an Emu?
H. Are you doing too much heorin today? No? <-- Trick question, that includes 2 question and now limits you to 1 more as per thread and cbox banter.
I. Do you understand this rule yet? I hope so...
6. I does count as a question.
8. I've skipped seven because I hate the number seven, feel free to ask me a question on why I've done so.
9. Did you notice I skipped 7? that would be uncomfortable if you didn't. This also counts as a rule.
10. you may not REPLY to more than 5 questions in a day. This includes all PMs that we are now monitoring on you only (do not ask how, there is a long theory behind it that involves 2 or more questions in return and will thus result in you receiving a warning).
You may also not respond to anyone who uses the language of Klingons, even if we don't understand what you're saying, we'll count every Klingon comment as a question.
11. Lol did you notice the previous note didn't count as a numbered guideline? No? DON'T answer that, it counts both as one of your answers of the day, and if you reply incorrectly, you'll likely have just lost another question.
12. Will this prevent you from asking me a question any time soon? An answer in your head will MOST DEFINITELY COUNT AS A REPLY, and thus result in only 2 more responses you have left. Trust my math.
I hope this helped you in further questions in which I'm sure you'll do more research instead of just randomly commenting me every time you had a thought, but thankful I am that these thoughts do come to you in such an abundance that is relatively inhuman. You must be a Clingon. Are you a Clingon? Answering that question will both be counted as an answer and a question as per Clingon rules.
If you want me to answer your question, that will then be counted as a question and will count as your second of the week as it is now addressed twice in the same pm and will thus result in a warning. Do you want that? Or would you rather I not respond to it at this time?
Note: If you answer that last statement, that will count as your 5th reply of the evening and thus result in a 2nd warning.
Goodnight.
This is my response to him via pm.
I'm not normally one to post pms, but the PR found it too hysterical to keep to ourselves.
PR already answered this question. TWICE. Next time, ask only one of us, and also next time, ask only ONCE. You're now restricted to 1 question a week, if I find out you asked anymore than 1 that's ONE question per 7 FREAKIN DAYS I will give you a warning.
Note: This rule is followed by the following guidelines:
1. If you ask a question at midnight on Sunday, you must wait for one full rotation of Sunday at midnight to ask second question.
2. 2 part questions count as two questions, alright? That make sense?
3. If you ask me a question, that's counts as one question, if you ask the EXACT SAME QUESTION to the PR, that does not mean you only asked 1 question to two people, it counts as 2 questions to 2 people therefore theoretically counting as 4 questions. 2 for you having 2 thoughts about the same question and 2 answers coming from 2 other people. Trust my math.
4. Your questions will ALSO count on offering questions. You may do the following:
A. I offer this guy this much money.
B. I counter with these terms.
4. (Continued) You may NOT do the following:
C. Will this guy take this much money? (Unless that is your first question of the week, if it is, you're good, but if it isn't you're in trouble.
D. If part C WAS your first question, you may not ask a question if the contract was countered, or you will receive a warning.
5. You may not post in the threads asking a question more than 3 times a day. This includes "What do you want for (insert player name here) in trade blocks, auctions or even in general cbox bantering. Which may include the following examples:
A. Are you an idiot?
B. Are you retarded?
C. Are you stupid?
D. Are you mental?
E. Are you ridiculously dumb?
F. Are you mentally challenged to the point or practically having down syndrome?
G. Are you so wasted your brain cells have to diminished to that of an Emu?
H. Are you doing too much heorin today? No? <-- Trick question, that includes 2 question and now limits you to 1 more as per thread and cbox banter.
I. Do you understand this rule yet? I hope so...
6. I does count as a question.
8. I've skipped seven because I hate the number seven, feel free to ask me a question on why I've done so.
9. Did you notice I skipped 7? that would be uncomfortable if you didn't. This also counts as a rule.
10. you may not REPLY to more than 5 questions in a day. This includes all PMs that we are now monitoring on you only (do not ask how, there is a long theory behind it that involves 2 or more questions in return and will thus result in you receiving a warning).
You may also not respond to anyone who uses the language of Klingons, even if we don't understand what you're saying, we'll count every Klingon comment as a question.
11. Lol did you notice the previous note didn't count as a numbered guideline? No? DON'T answer that, it counts both as one of your answers of the day, and if you reply incorrectly, you'll likely have just lost another question.
12. Will this prevent you from asking me a question any time soon? An answer in your head will MOST DEFINITELY COUNT AS A REPLY, and thus result in only 2 more responses you have left. Trust my math.
I hope this helped you in further questions in which I'm sure you'll do more research instead of just randomly commenting me every time you had a thought, but thankful I am that these thoughts do come to you in such an abundance that is relatively inhuman. You must be a Clingon. Are you a Clingon? Answering that question will both be counted as an answer and a question as per Clingon rules.
If you want me to answer your question, that will then be counted as a question and will count as your second of the week as it is now addressed twice in the same pm and will thus result in a warning. Do you want that? Or would you rather I not respond to it at this time?
Note: If you answer that last statement, that will count as your 5th reply of the evening and thus result in a 2nd warning.
Goodnight.
