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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 25, 2011 19:52:13 GMT -5
Wondering if you guys had any good ones....
Probably the most popular here in Brampton :
" You play like Jason Levesque "
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Post by XX - Former Sabres - XX on May 25, 2011 20:04:13 GMT -5
since when have you seen jason levesque play hockey?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2011 20:04:30 GMT -5
How do you eat dinner with no hands?
My teams chirp lol
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 25, 2011 20:10:18 GMT -5
since when have you seen jason levesque play hockey? The kid gets more dust than a dust pan. |
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 25, 2011 20:13:06 GMT -5
How do you eat dinner with no hands? My teams chirp lol Classic A similar one: Did you buy your hands from Wal Mart? And Do you sharpen your skates with your hands (of stone) |
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Post by Carolina Hurricanes on May 25, 2011 21:35:53 GMT -5
Hey bud can i borrow your hands, i need a stone for my skates.
Do you mind bringing a vaccum on the ice? You're getting dust everywhere.
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Post by XX - Former Sharks - XX on May 25, 2011 21:44:37 GMT -5
Your Voice sounds like Justin Bieber!Go write a song..
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 26, 2011 7:24:03 GMT -5
I see more ice in my glass than you all year.
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Post by XX - Former Jackets - XX on May 26, 2011 9:32:46 GMT -5
Hey ref, does your wife know your fucking us?
Used it once after I got a penalty, sat for an extra 10.
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on May 26, 2011 15:11:49 GMT -5
Hey ref, get that cock out of your mouth and use your whistle.
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on May 26, 2011 15:12:39 GMT -5
Also recently used this at a game when everyone was freaking out in the audience. Everyone got quiet so I yelled:
"You look fat in those pants, ref!"
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Post by XX - Former Lightning - XX on May 26, 2011 23:14:39 GMT -5
played against a guy that had a half visor half cage so i yelled at him
" hey fuck head i cant hear you roll down your window"
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 27, 2011 6:46:00 GMT -5
All these chirps apply to Islanders and Lightning.
Including the fat pants.
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 27, 2011 6:50:21 GMT -5
To people wearing those ugly CCM starter helmets:
Buddy, Your not going to space just yet....
And those who wear a clear cage:
Hey! How many fish do you carry in your bowl?
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Post by XX - Former Lightning - XX on May 27, 2011 19:52:06 GMT -5
fuck you detroit
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 27, 2011 21:10:27 GMT -5
Hey ref, get that cock out of your mouth and use your whistle. A cock-sucking joke. This absolutely has to be the most original thing I have ever heard.... |
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Post by xx-Former Avalanche-xx on May 27, 2011 21:34:03 GMT -5
You fat fuck...Icing doesn't mean that you get to eat another piece of cake.
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Post by Boston Bruins on May 27, 2011 21:45:15 GMT -5
this is my favorite chirp. lol. |
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Post by XX - Former Wings - XX on May 27, 2011 21:54:28 GMT -5
You fat fuck...Icing doesn't mean that you get to eat another piece of cake. This truly says : Islanders. |
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Post by xx-Former Avalanche-xx on May 27, 2011 21:59:16 GMT -5
You feeling those splinters in your ass from riding the pine all game?
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