Mike vs. Big Time's PR

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Mike submits contract extensions as such:

LW Clarke MacArthur 82 TWF 1.1 RFA 2011
3 years 3M per season

Big Time PR: "I've told you this a few times bro, send everything in proper format please.

Thanks."

Mike: "Make an easier format because the format you use is ridiculous. Most of this information in this template is useless. The fact that people have to type out everything is ridiculous to me when you can just copy and paste the player line (name, position, salary) and then post the new offer, which I did, which includes the contract length as well as perks. You weren't missing anything, it just wasn't posted in a vertical line.

Player Name:- Clarke MacArthur
Overall/Position:- LW/82
Old Salary (yearly):- 1.1
New Salary Offer:- 3M per season
Old Contract Expiration:- obviously it expires now... 2011
New Contract Length:- 3 years
Status (UFA/RFA):- UFA (unless I'm signing a draft pick, it will always be ufa...)
Perks (NTC,NMC,Bonus):- NTC"

Big Time PR counters, Mike accepts, PR's response: "Wow, no real big complaints that time (insert picture of foot in mouth here). Look bro. The format we use has been used in almost every awesome league. It works since I get to see all the important info, in one nicely ordered system. Now.... if you don't want to use it, you don't have to. The only reason you're still here is cuz apparently you're Kruze's friend, and Philly doesn't want to kick you out for inactivity."


Mike: "It's more that I think your reference to "awesome sim leagues" using that retarded format are all dead sites, and that I truthfully believe you're probably the most condescending PR on the net, so I should expect you to be a Nazi when it comes to people just wanting to enjoy a site and try and re-sign people. I'm surprised your "awesome" format doesn't include blood samples and a list of all medical history."

Big Time PR counters: "Look buddy. If you don't wanna be here, just tell me. No need to call me a Nazi and be sarcastic. You're lucky I don't ban you right here, right now. When you've got PMs coming in left and right, it's much easier to read stuff in the same format.

And plus, dead sites... come on.... this isn't dead, Stick in Rink isn't dead (perhaps the best site around).

We're here to have fun. It isn't fun when GMs start complaining about what works and calling people Nazis. You're the first GM to have a problem with the format.

I suggest you shut the fuck up if you want to keep your team.

Thanks,
PR"

[Personnel Representative]

I can vouch for the format. I wrote it.

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

lmao the format includes shit that doesn't need to be there. Obviously the contract expires that upcoming off-season otherwise there's no point in negotiating an extension. Forcing members to have to write out all the information rather than a simple copy paste is ridiculous.

[Vancouver Canucks]

Mike I think Kruze tampers with his simming , the kings won their division , presidents trophy and now the stanley cup and his roster isn't all that. Do other people know ? but are too afraid to say anything ?

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

He apparently also uses uhs which is really easy to manipulate. I don't cheat though, as proven by my team's performance.

[Personnel Representative]

I would have thought years the contract expires were obvious too, but in season 2 of ManNHL 1 I accidentally agreed to several extensions that were the FOLLOWING year, because the guy was trying to lock up early. Thats what makes me laugh about these new PRs though, is I bet they could not even tell you why they need half the shit in there. I can vouch for every single thing I ask for in an offer/extension, since I have had to look them up for various reasons. they are all very important to signing a solid contract, and making good offers/counter offers, as well as knowing whats good for the player at that stage of their career and what not.

Note: Re-reading that, do I take this job too seriously, or what. Holy hell....

[Carolina Hurricanes]

Mike just drops the gloves with anyone nowadays eh?

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Only people who call me "bro"

[Personnel Representative]

Jul 27, 2011 8:49:12 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

Only people who call me "bro"

Just chillax bro. You've always got ManNHL and your favourite PR on earth. ME! Agent 007! Hurray!

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

lol fair enough

[xx-Former Avalanche-xx]

I'm curious as to who is wearing the knee pads now.

[Personnel Representative]

Big Time's PR is both wearing the knee pads and receiving them...whatever THAT means.