Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on Jan 31, 2012 22:56:41 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Today, I was fooling around online, like fools do, and I got slipped an improper link. I've managed to ignore this for the last four years, but unfortunately fate had different plans for me and it finally got me. It got me hard. It was even worse than I had imagined it. I'm talking, of course, about 2 girls 1 cup.
First of all, how did she shit like that?! It was like, ok, chocolate ice cream, and then BAM lava shit. Thank God they had a big enough cup. And then the other starts playing with it. This is terrible, it can't possibly get any worse. Oh, the fool I am! Such foolish thoughts! Force vomit onto poop with vacuum mouth friend will forever ruin my cleaning carpet experience.
I blame you diary. Fuck you. Four years RUINED! The internet has never lied to me before. I am broken.
Love,
Micheal
Today, I was fooling around online, like fools do, and I got slipped an improper link. I've managed to ignore this for the last four years, but unfortunately fate had different plans for me and it finally got me. It got me hard. It was even worse than I had imagined it. I'm talking, of course, about 2 girls 1 cup.
First of all, how did she shit like that?! It was like, ok, chocolate ice cream, and then BAM lava shit. Thank God they had a big enough cup. And then the other starts playing with it. This is terrible, it can't possibly get any worse. Oh, the fool I am! Such foolish thoughts! Force vomit onto poop with vacuum mouth friend will forever ruin my cleaning carpet experience.
I blame you diary. Fuck you. Four years RUINED! The internet has never lied to me before. I am broken.
Love,
Micheal
