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Post by xx - Former Flyers - xx on Mar 14, 2012 22:37:18 GMT -5
Alright, so I constantly hear people (sadly usually other women) calling women sluts or whores and it's just so boring and sad (who cares about someone else's sex life.... unless you're involved?). Anyway, I am looking for the most creative way to call someone a slut or whore so next time someone tells me "OMG, she's such a whore" I can say, "oh do you mean her dress is just a pretty way to wrap up herpes?" or something much better which some of you can no doubt come up with. I need help here people!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 23:36:26 GMT -5
Her legs get opened more times then the bible on sunday
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Post by The Trade Whisperer on Mar 15, 2012 0:00:43 GMT -5
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on Mar 15, 2012 8:02:15 GMT -5
What's funny is that I have a long-time running joke with Steph where if we see a prostitute or someone who has like seven kids, we call her jello, because having sex with her would be like having sex with jello.
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Post by xx - Former Flyers - xx on Mar 15, 2012 19:57:26 GMT -5
at Sharks: LOVE IT!
at Leafs: ewwwwwwwwww
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Post by Pittsburgh Penguins on Mar 19, 2012 20:57:45 GMT -5
What's funny is that I have a long-time running joke with Steph where if we see a prostitute or someone who has like seven kids, we call her jello, because having sex with her would be like having sex with jello. That would be my cousin. She isn't a prostitute or atleast she doen't get piad for it. But she has 9 buy 5 different fathers. I guess for here next birthday I will buy her Jello for a joke. It will just be our joke though.
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Post by Vancouver Canucks on Mar 19, 2012 21:19:07 GMT -5
hahahaha
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on Mar 19, 2012 21:31:25 GMT -5
ahaha holy shit that's funny
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