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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 22:58:59 GMT -5
run. The dogs chased and one managed to catch him and brought him to the ground and began humping his leg as JP yelled in...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 18, 2009 23:04:33 GMT -5
tears "please dad stop touching me like that", and began to chant the song lyrics his mother taught him "no, don't touch me, it's really not ok, my body is my very own and it's my right to say, no don't touch me". The dog had his way with him, and there was work to be done, if JP was going to put his degree in massage therapy to work, he'd have to track down the killer and...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 23:09:03 GMT -5
get revenge for Larry. JP didn't know where to start, he had no leads or any clues, until.....
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Post by New York Rangers on May 18, 2009 23:40:45 GMT -5
he got a phone call from a random dumb blonde, who he had not seen before, She told him that she saw a...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 18, 2009 23:56:15 GMT -5
black man carrying a bag with blood stains on it. JP asks "Who are you, how do you know this?" she replies,....
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 12:34:48 GMT -5
because im Sarah Palin, I know everything, and whatever I say goes. To find the killer you must carefully follow these steps, the first thing you have to do is ..
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Post by XX - Former Senators - XX on May 19, 2009 14:00:07 GMT -5
...high five my luscious pair of love muffins. Terrific, now, we'll use the same tactic here that I used to trick the American people into thinking I was a semi-not retarded tree, I mean person...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 14:23:08 GMT -5
JP glances a few times at Sarah to determine if she is in fact a real person, thinks to himself that there is no point in arguing grabs her muffins and then waits for Sarah's instructions on the next step. After he is told that he has to lick Britney Spears bald head JP replies ..
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Post by islesfan90 on May 19, 2009 15:31:28 GMT -5
"hell no!!!, Just tell me where I can kind this black guy." Sarah hands him a knapkin with an adress written on it, JP takes it and heads for his car where....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 19, 2009 15:57:44 GMT -5
he realizes it was towed away by that old lady he struck earlier believing this was all a dream sequence. It was then he knew the elderly had no place in this world, so he called for the nearest cab, got in, and said "quickly now, I must get to...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 16:45:07 GMT -5
wherever that cab before us is heading, im chasing a guy, and I need to catch him as quickly as possible. Turns out that JP was following the wrong cab, and when his cab stopped he was at..
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Post by islesfan90 on May 19, 2009 17:14:56 GMT -5
a drug hangout in South Central. A group of drug dealers approached him and demanded JP tell them....
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 17:30:16 GMT -5
where they could recieve the lowest price on dirtbikes, the man quickly showed them a book called the buy and sell. When they realised the book was only for people living in Newfoundland they ..
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Post by New York Rangers on May 19, 2009 17:36:07 GMT -5
...got violent and started telling JP...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 17:54:20 GMT -5
that they would chop each of his fingers off unless the 7 of them took the next plane to Newfoundland. As soon as they arrived there the first thing they seen was ...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 19, 2009 18:20:38 GMT -5
A pigeon giving birth to baby dragons. They all looked at eachother and.........
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 19, 2009 18:41:33 GMT -5
started throwing cod fish at each other. They quickly caught glimse of the guy they were after take a dory off the coast of Newfoundland, so they take the nearest boat they can find and start chasing him, when all of a sudden ...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 19, 2009 20:07:46 GMT -5
a sharkmanbear jumps out of the water and starts to attack the boat. The Black people are terrified because they know that black people never make it out of situations like this, and you know what, they were right, as the sharkmanbear....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 19, 2009 20:51:26 GMT -5
began to tear into those poor African Canadians, ManBearPig showed up and used his oinkgrowl slapping powers to torment the beast, that's when JP said "fuck this documentary, I'm going back to hunting that dude down". His cell phone rang, "is this Borne?" He heard from the other side; it was then he realized he had accidentally left his own cell phone at the bus terminal, and picked up Villain Boy's cell instead. Villain Boy is Jason Borne; it all makes sense now, that means Larry is actually a government power agent that is of an acronym. Larry = Look At the Ridiculously Raging Yakafujara's. The translation of Yakafujara is...
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Post by New York Rangers on May 20, 2009 22:47:21 GMT -5
Rabid Monkey, which means...
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