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Post by islesfan90 on May 21, 2009 17:28:20 GMT -5
A Monkey that is rabid. JP knew he had to....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 21, 2009 17:45:11 GMT -5
Quickly teach the public basic understandings of definitions so they would understand the true villain Larry really is. The only thing that held him back from heading to his massage therapy headquarters (code for - the bathroom stall he built into a giant toilet computer at the local gay bar) was his undeniable pursuit of...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 21, 2009 17:59:28 GMT -5
the mother fucking killer. So JP took out the paper with the address he was given and went on pursuit, when....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 21, 2009 18:08:29 GMT -5
he turned to enter a cab and continue his investigation where his leads might take him, when he thought he caught a glimpse of Larry standing by a nearby Alley. Believing it was just his imagination taking its toll, he ignored the sight, got in the cab and instructed the cab driver to...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 21, 2009 20:22:39 GMT -5
drive to the address he was given. During the cab ride JP knew that he would never find someone as attractive as Larry, so he knew he had to find the killer for making his life even more miserable, the cab stopped and....
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Post by New York Rangers on May 21, 2009 20:30:11 GMT -5
....he was there. However something did not feel right as there was an eerie vibe about the place, but he headed toward the house and walked in, but right as he did the door slammed shut behind him and he couldn't get out and there were no lights on so it was dark and...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 21, 2009 20:43:07 GMT -5
he began to feel a chill go up his spine. He took one step forward and then stopped....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 21, 2009 21:30:47 GMT -5
"do you smell that" he spoke out to the no one around him; "no", an answer came. He turned around and came face to face with...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 21, 2009 22:32:06 GMT -5
Tupac. JP couldn't believe he was still alive, Tupac just stood there in the shadows starring...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 22, 2009 14:53:59 GMT -5
at the kids help phone poster on the wall, wondering if there was an age limit. When he realised anyone could call this number, he called, and proceded to tell the woman about ..
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2009 15:19:56 GMT -5
how he got raped as a child. The women replied by saying....
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Post by New York Rangers on May 22, 2009 16:00:47 GMT -5
"that's nice", now please hold. Tupac got real mad, he threw the phone on the ground and pulled out his...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 22, 2009 20:52:24 GMT -5
gun, that's when he realized "wait, my life isn't so bad, I've sold millions of records after I was presumably dead, didn't have to do tours, I could stay at home with my family, and I'm not peeing on kids like R. Kelly. My life kinda rocks!" He hung up the phone and disappeared into the smoke, the same way he came in, and that's when JP realized that it was intensely cold in there and the smoke he disappeared into was actually a fart.. "ahh, so that's the smell!" And a final fading voice from Tupac "he who smelt it dealt it motha fucka". JP, flattered by his use of childish mockery and "motha fucka" input smiled a tad, then turned back to investigate the area; where was he to go, what was he to do? He peered around the nearest corner...
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Post by islesfan90 on May 23, 2009 0:07:31 GMT -5
to find another dead body. JP's stomach became upset and he vomited all over the dead corpse, he bent over and....
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 23, 2009 0:41:10 GMT -5
realized there was another dead body in the corner. "Come on!" he yelled, the threw up, then noticed another dead body next to it. "Really?! Dammit!" and vomited again, then he saw a dog come over and drop a terd on the foot of said body. "Ah man!" and he vomited again. That's when it got interesting, the bodies suddenly jumped up and began to dance the Riverdance...
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Post by New York Rangers on May 23, 2009 1:00:40 GMT -5
...But after their dance finished, Larry came out of nowhere and that was when JP noticed that this was time for revenge. He stole the gun from Tupac and aimed it at Larry, who had his own gun, it was now 1 on 1 because Tupac got scared and...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 24, 2009 7:54:43 GMT -5
Shot himself in the chest, because he was afraid to get shot by Larry or JP which made no sense what so ever, anyways Tupac was dead and it was now one on one. The two guys raised their guns to shoot at each other , when all of a sudden...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 24, 2009 12:29:41 GMT -5
they began to laugh. "hahaha", man, this murder mystery party got WAY out of hand. "yeah, I know man, I even punched Sophia who played the elderly woman!" Ah man, that was fun, let's go home, the plastic guns are annoying...
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Post by Florida Panthers on May 24, 2009 17:55:32 GMT -5
thats when JP replied, "My gun isn't plastic" he quickly turned it on Larry and shot him 6 times. Larry collapsed to the ground and died, then JP ...
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Post by Personnel Representative on May 24, 2009 18:52:24 GMT -5
killed himself. The End.
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